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R: Making visas is so lame and boring.. Anyway, it will be worth it! Sweden, land of vikings and mooses will greet you with open arms. Remember to look strong and shout victory phrases when you exit the plane to impress our Viking tribe leaders!

Я: Should we bring with war trophies of our clan to impress tribe leaders? I just afraid we can have custom declare problems with two-handed swords and enemy-sculls-necklases in handpack. Marina also demanded bring bread, it`s because of poor harvest this year in your tribe? We already packed 3 carts with grain in luggage.

А еще муж сегодня притащил мне из макдональдса ЦЕЗАРЬ РОЛЛ. Я долго и параноидально искала скрытый подтекст и даже почти нашла его.